BREAKING: Doritos Higher Command Speak Out Against Leadership, Flee To Dark Warriors

SUMMIT, Doritos Empire – Members of the Doritos higher command and staff have fled to the Dark Warriors, declaring the ‘family forever’ catchphrase contradictory and calling out leader Meerrkat for being a ‘dictator’.

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Lessons From Veterans: Meerrkat

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – In this weekly series, we pay our CP Army veterans a penny for their thoughts. We’re here to find and share their wisdom through interviews, so what can we learn from this edition?

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Ask The Administration: “Were you nervous when you started working for a news site?”

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Executive Producer Max, the Army Hub’s rendition of Aunt Arctic, answers your burning questions. Continue reading

Jenn Flies Away From Fighter Pilots Staff

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Fighter Pilots A shocking announcement from one of the current leaders of the Fighter Pilots, Ana, leaves the army in despair. One of the original creators had stepped down from leadership a few weeks ago, but most recently they’ve stepped down from their staff team all-together. 

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Practice Battle Review: Ice Warriors vs Turnage Penguin Army

KLONDIKE, Battle Ground– Today, the Ice Warriors and Turnage Penguin Army logged on for a friendly practice battle! Both sides performed really well with great tactics and formations, but let’s take a closer look at what occurred during this practice battle. Continue reading