Know Your Meme – Pizza Federation

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Associate Producer Rocket is back to give all the latest insight on meme culture across the army community as well as explaining a few classics! Continue reading

CPAH Special Report: Caught Orange Handed? A Look Into The Doritos’ Recent Exploitation of Events

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital, Ruins of War – It would appear the Doritos have been claiming single events as multiple ones in an attempt to exploit Top Ten points and thereby gain a higher position in the weekly listing. While this is incredibly immoral, and regarded as “cheating” by many in the community, is it illegal? 

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Operation Snowstorm, Chapter Three: Showdown at the Cove

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Original Stories Office
–  The Army Hub presents to you the third chapter of the original story written by Scorpion Demon: Operation Snowstorm. Continue reading

[PHILOSOPHY] Excessive Politicization: A Boon Or A Curse?

“Power without morality leads to abuse, and freedom without morality leads to depravity.”

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Lucifer’s Office – Over the years, we built this game into what it is today. Together as players, we made the rules, we hired the judges, and we ran the media, with only our roles as the sole differentiator. Yet, we created something that goes far beyond serving the purpose of a game: we lost the element of joy which we replaced with excessive politicization. One might argue that they get joy from what exists today, but was that really what played a key role in this community’s genesis? We began adopting moral guidelines, as well as political theories, so I took some time off to deliberate not just with you, but also with myself on how the community evolved to become more realistic, and whether or not that is a good thing. Continue reading

Megann Departs From Dark Warriors Leadership

Frosty, Dark Warriors Capital – Sudden news announced the departure of one of the well-known figures in the Dark Warriors from their leadership team: Megann.

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Lessons From Legends: 122344a

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – In this weekly series, we pay our CP Army veterans a penny for their thoughts. We’re here to find and share their wisdom through interviews, so what can we learn from this edition?

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LuciferStar Retires From Elites To Focus On CP Army Hub

AVALANCHE, Elites Empire – In a surprising turn of events, LuciferStar, the leader of Elites, has resigned. Today was his last event as leader of Elites. 

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Summer @ CPAH: Sun Hunt Results

ALASKA, CP Army Headquarters, Administrative Office – As Beach Brawl commences, our Summer Sun Hunt comes to a close. Congratulations to everyone who participated and successfully found every sun on the site and Discord, as well as came up with the correct number at the end. Wait, but who won the various prizes offered as part of this event? Let’s find out! Continue reading