[SATIRE] Why Sarahah is the Worst CPAH Editor in Existence

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters– Something that the majority of the community might not be aware of is this: We as reporters/reporting heads have due diligence to be unbiased when it comes to our reports. But as of late, it appears that one of our reporting heads has clearly violated these terms of unbiasedness. Our very own Editor in Chief, Sarahah, has shown clear signs to being biased when it comes to us, as reporters.

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[YouWrite] Spilled Milk with Red Ravagers Leader Honda

POOKIE’S BASEMENT, CP Army Hub Prison, Writers’ Chamber – The imprisoned troops in Pookie’s basement are proud to present the first edition of Spilled Milk with host Sun Hunter Jacob S. and this week’s visitor from the outside world, Red Ravagers leader Honda!

 

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[SATIRE] If Armies Were Football Clubs

ALASKA, Regan’s Mind, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Football: the world’s most-watched sport. With the recent return of the Premier League, and of course the more anticipated English Football League Championship. This made me wonder who would the armies be compared to within the footballing world.

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[SATIRE] The Perfect Army

This is a satire, don’t freak out.

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – If there has ever been a perfect army, the CPA news sites have seen it. But what exactly makes the perfect army and is there even a supreme army?

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[SATIRE] BREAKING: Klondike Runs Out Of Paper; CPAH Relocates To Alaska

WARNING: Extreme Satire, but it might not be funny.

TACO BELL, Lucifer’s Office: We’ve officially said goodbye to CP Army Media and CP Army League and hello to CP Army Hub, and you already know the reasons why we’ve decided to make the move. At least you think you know the reason why. CP Army Hub has only just begun and it’s come to my attention that CP Army Hub is already keeping secrets from you!

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YouWrite: The Use of Chemical Weapons in World War VII [SATIRE]

Disclaimer: The following post was submitted through the CP Army Media’s YouWrite feature. It is a satirical post that consists of views from the author’s perspective. It does not represent the views of CPAM as a whole.

KLONDIKE, CP Army Media HQ — Chemical Weapons have been used in WW7 since it’s creation in March of 2018 by former Rebel Penguin Federation Brigadier Generals BScharbach2 and Litt7, having since then being banned as per the 3rd Mammoth Conventions.

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[Satire] CPAM CEO Ayan Joins the Mangoes of CP

KLONDIKE, Pookie’s Janitorial Closet – The Mangoes of CP have added a powerful new member to their ranks, CPAM CEO Ayan.

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