USSR Marches Back into the Community

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Empire – The army community has witnessed many re-openings and revivals this month. One of them is the return of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics of CP. Continue reading

Know Your Army Meme: Doritos of Club Penguin

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest edition of Know Your Army Meme, this time written by Associate Producer Sophie while Editor-in-Chief Scorpion Demon enjoys his much-deserved vacation. In this column, we examine the meme culture and inside jokes that frequent every army. Today, the star of our show is the Doritos. What kinds of crunchy jokes will they bring to the table? Continue reading

What Would YOU Do: Co-Leaders Disappearing

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Often, one may find themselves asking what they would do in any given CP Army situation. In this installment of What Would You Do, leaders were asked what they would do if one of their co-leaders were to disappear or leave unannounced.

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It’s Revamp Time: Romans Spring Back into Action

UNKNOWN, Romans of CP Empire – Yesterday, the Romans of CP saw an abundance of leadership changes. New faces joined and familiar faces vanished, alongside a revamp in the way the army will host upcoming events. What changed were made to the army? Who does the new leadership consist of?

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