Hannah Retires From the Help Force Leadership

ZIPLINE, Help Force Empire – As we approach the start of the Freight or Fight Tournament, armies of all sizes are doing what they can to prepare their troops for another CP Army Hub Tournament. But as of today, leaders of the Help Force will have to do so with one less leader as Hannah has announced her retirement from Help Force Leadership.

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What Happened In The 2011 and 2014 Army Community Census?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Cassie’s Desk – In the fifteen or so years since the creation of armies, the community regularly displayed an ever-changing set of demographics. Even in three years, the army community saw huge changes. How did the community grow?

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Squeezed for Time: Lime Green Army Announces Shutdown

UNKNOWN, Lime Green Army Territory — After three months of fluctuating activity, the Lime Green Army has shockingly announced they will soon be closing the doors on the current generation of the army.

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Julia Retires from Dark Warriors Leadership

FROSTY, Dark Warriors’ Empire – As we head further into the season, the Dark Warriors witness the retirement of Julia as she resigns from her leader position.

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Rebel Penguin Federation Issues Statement Regarding Recent LGA Actions

UPDATE: In response to RPF’s “Lemons are Better” article, LGA has released their own post which can be read here.

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Tensions escalate as the Rebel Penguin Federation releases a statement breaking off their alliance with the Lime Green Army. WARNING: Graphic and mature content ahead.

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Top 50 Armies Of All Time: #50-41

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – The debate surrounding the ‘greatest armies of all time’ is one of the most contested topics in the history of CP and CPPS Armies. Of course, many base the answer to this question on their own experiences and biases. However, at CPAH, we will now try to objectively list the best fifty armies of all time, from 2006-2020, in what is the first part of an exciting five-part series.

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[SATIRE] The Perfect Army

This is a satire, don’t freak out.

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – If there has ever been a perfect army, the CPA news sites have seen it. But what exactly makes the perfect army and is there even a supreme army?

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Help Force In The Legends Cup Finals: How Did They Get There?

KLONDIKE, Club Penguin Army Hub Headquarters- The Help Force have made themselves into quite the formidable army, both in rising event numbers and in beating all odds by finishing strongly in the Legends Cup.

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[EDITORIAL] The Rise and Fall of Toxicity in CP Armies

KLONDIKE, CP Army Media Headquarters, Coolguy’s Desk – Over the years, CP armies has been a force that has been constantly growing. With this, many new people have come into the community and many old people have left. As a result of this, one problem with the army community that we all have faced in one way or another is “Toxicity.”

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[EDITORIAL] The Afterlife

KLONDIKE, DrFlen’s Office – When the Original Club Penguin closed down its doors back in March 2017, this community knew that CP Armies’ death is inevitable. However, somehow even after three years, we are here.

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