Water Vikings and Doritos Practice Battle Proceeds Into Overtime

ALASKA, Battle Ground – The Water Vikings and the Doritos engaged in a fierce practice battle earlier today. Although both armies performed spectacularly, only one was able to win. Who prevailed?

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2funky3 Retires Following Clover-Dorito ‘AUSIA’ Clash

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Empire – Following a close, fun-filled battle between the Army of CP and the Doritos, 2funky3 announced his retirement from the Army of CP’s High Command. What led to his retirement? Continue reading

Footprints in the Sand: Mehakk

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Our latest edition of Footprints in the Sand will be featuring Mehakk, a current Second in Command with the Doritos. Which moment will we explore with her today?

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New Bag: Doritos Hold Revival Event; Intrinsic Promoted To Leader

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital –  Nearly two months after their closure, and following a merge with the Royals, the Doritos have returned to the community. But what happened at their revival event?

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Crunch Time: Royals Merge Into Doritos

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Royals Empire- It appears that the newest generation of the Royals has come to an abrupt end. As of November 1st, the Royals have announced that they will be merging with their historic allies, the newly revived Doritos of Club Penguin. What led to the Royal’s decision to merge and how will it impact other armies?

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BREAKING NEWS: Behind The Scenes Of The Doritos Return

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital – In an Army Hub exclusive, we take you behind-the-scenes of the Doritos surprise reopening.

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Light Troops Leadership Welcomes Former Dorito Lukey

ICE BOX, Light Troops Empire – The recently revived Light Troops have shown great promise since their re-opening event. In their latest move, the army inducted the former Tamales commander Lukey into the leadership. Continue reading

Top Ten Armies [9/13/20-9/19/20]

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – As we enter the final week of September, we see less than half a point between the second and fourth rankings.

Click here for the S/M Top Ten.

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Editorial: The Single Flaw of the Black Ice Alliance and the Dorito Exposé’s Potential Motive?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Max’s Desk – The Black Ice Alliance has been the single most dominant force in this community since its creation. But it has one flaw that I believe the Doritos recent exposé publications intended to exploit.

Disclaimer: The following article contains the views and opinions of the author, not the CP Army Hub as a whole. This is merely a commentary of recent events that looks at the social balance within our community. It does not address allegations or indicate armies are responsible or liable for the actions of others. 

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A War Of Words: Ice Warriors, Dark Warriors and Doritos Release Further Exposé’s

Update 2: The Doritos third post, “Round 3: Losing Brain Cells“, has been published.

Update: The War of Words continues as the Ice Warriors release their second exposé: “Round 2: DCP Got The Whole Squad Laughing“.

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Empire – Less than 24 hours after the Doritos released a shocking condemnation of ‘The Warriors Alliance’, the Ice Warriors and Dark Warriors leaderships have issued a counter ‘expose’ of their own, with the Doritos hot on their heels in their response.

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