Fire Ninjas Announce Merge After Ronaldo Extinguishes His Flame as Leader

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Fire Ninjas Empire – Following the Fire Ninjas being revived after seven years of dormancy, Ronaldo Vargas decided to step down from leadership. Shortly after his announcement, it was revealed that the Fire Ninjas would be merging into the Secret Service. What led to this decision?

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Lydia Hangs Up Her Skateboard

MITTENS, Skateboarders Empire –  Following a period of relative success and stability, it was announced that Lydia will be retiring from Skateboarders leadership. What ultimately led to her retirement?

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Most Wanted Get Robbed: Discord Server Deleted Following Internal Issues

SABERTOOTH, Former Most Wanted Capital – During early ‘AUSIA’ hours, the Most Wanted Discord server was deleted without any announcement. What events led to their sudden deletion?

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The Crime Syndicate Returns: Most Wanted Make a Comeback

SABERTOOTH, Most Wanted’s Capital – One of the most criminal armies of all was revived late last night following an opening event. This army was very successful in its first generation, but will the second generation show the same, if not more, success?

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The Final Flight: Ana Retires From Fighter Pilots

ALPINE- Fighter Pilots Capital- The September drop is a difficult time in this community. With many people’s real-life responsibilities piling up, it is no secret that this is a tough time for armies across the board. Lately, we have seen many leaders retire from this community, the latest being Ana of the Fighter Pilots.
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[SATIRE] Why Sarahah is the Worst CPAH Editor in Existence

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters– Something that the majority of the community might not be aware of is this: We as reporters/reporting heads have due diligence to be unbiased when it comes to our reports. But as of late, it appears that one of our reporting heads has clearly violated these terms of unbiasedness. Our very own Editor in Chief, Sarahah, has shown clear signs to being biased when it comes to us, as reporters.

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Leader Life Stories: Mare, One Direction Army

SPARKLE, One Direction Army’s Capital – Although the worldwide phenomenon and heartthrob boy band One Direction is no longer together, a Club Penguin army dedicated to them still stands strong: the One Direction Army. This week we chat with one of the One Direction Army leaders, Mare, about her Club Penguin army story.

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