Know Your Army Meme: Elites of Club Penguin

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ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest issue of Know Your Army Meme, written by Editor in Chief Scorpion Demon. In this column, armies marshal their funniest members together as we interview them about the meme culture of their army. Which army will be put under the joke microscope today?

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Special Weapons and Tactics Promote Kaliee to Leadership

SNOW SHOE, SWAT Empire– The Special Weapons and Tactics agents recently saw the induction of their Leader In Training, Kaliee to the SWAT leadership.

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Recon Federation To Invade Mangoes Territory; Ice Warriors Set To Defend

YUKON, Recon Federation Empire — The Recon Federation have issued an invasion of the server Down Under, territory of the Mangoes. But a clash over invasion terms has led to the Ice Warriors and an alliance of armies coming to their defense.

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