[SATIRE] Why Sarahah is the Worst CPAH Editor in Existence

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters– Something that the majority of the community might not be aware of is this: We as reporters/reporting heads have due diligence to be unbiased when it comes to our reports. But as of late, it appears that one of our reporting heads has clearly violated these terms of unbiasedness. Our very own Editor in Chief, Sarahah, has shown clear signs to being biased when it comes to us, as reporters.

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Legoman Army: Legoman Retires Following Tensions With Ice Warriors

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Legoman Army Empire – Following a conflict with the Ice Warriors, LEGOMAN, who is a LEGOMAN Army leader as well as former Ice Warriors staff-in-training, will be retiring from the community to take a break. Exactly what were the circumstances that led to his sudden decision? Continue reading