What If: The Original Club Penguin Never Shut Down

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – On March 29th, 2017, Club Penguin shut its doors to players all over the world, leaving them nostalgic as they parted ways with the game. This in turn led to several popular Club Penguin armies shutting down. Their leaders reasoned that the shutdown of the game was the direct implication of the end of armies. However, a few army members came together to breathe life into armies and operate on Club Penguin Private Servers. Soon, the community was reborn and a new league arose. The events that followed are well known history, with new friendships, legends, rifts that led to a split into two separate factions of armies and so on. Later, efforts from some of the more farsighted pioneers saw a re-unification, finally bringing in peace to the community. This was the move that shaped armies as we know them today. Now, consider a very interesting scenario:

What if the original Club Penguin had never shutdown?

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Saturday Comics: Issue #1

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Art Department – CP Army Hub is proud to announce the continuation of its comic series. The brand-new comic series is scheduled to be a weekly installment, released every Saturday.

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Semi Retires From Club Penguin Armies

White House, Water Ninjas’ Empire – The Water Ninjas recently faced a huge loss as one of their leaders retired. Water Ninjas leader Semi announced his decision to retire from the army and the community as a whole on October 12th. What was the reason behind Semi’s retirement? Continue reading

What Would YOU Do: Reporter Leaking Breaking News

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Often, one may find themselves asking what they would do in any given CP Army situation. In this installment of What Would You Do, CP Army Hub’s very own Reporting Heads were asked what they would do if a Reporter leaked breaking news.

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Editorial: The Phenomenon of Big Word Tactics; Tactical or Trashy?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Scorpion’s Office – Big word tactics have enormously impacted the way armies battle for the past several months. Following a huge spike in their use since April, these type of tactics have only increased in popularity among the masses. And yet, every battle at least one of them gets recycled, drawing derision from both judges and opposing army leaders. Are these tactics really as effective as we believe them to be?

Disclaimer: The title mentions that this post is an editorial. This means that the following post is completely based on the writers opinion and does not represent the views of CP Army Hub. 

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Elites Host Record-Breaking Final March; What’s Next For Their Members?

AVALANCHE, Former Elites Capital – Only a week after winning a tournament held by the SubZero Army League, a major army hosted a record-breaking final event before shutting down for good. As the army closed its doors, where are the staff and the members headed?

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Know Your Army Meme: Elites of Club Penguin

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ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest issue of Know Your Army Meme, written by Editor in Chief Scorpion Demon. In this column, armies marshal their funniest members together as we interview them about the meme culture of their army. Which army will be put under the joke microscope today?

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Know Your Army Meme: Rebel Penguin Federation

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest issue of Know Your Meme, presented by Associate Producer Scorpion Demon. In this column, memes from across the army community are showcased for posterity and greatness. Warning: Following post contains hitherto unseen amounts of light-hearted but uproarious memes and jokes!

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Know Your Army Meme: Red Ravagers

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest issue of Know Your Meme, presented by Associate Producer Scorpion Demon. In this column, we focus a magnifying glass on the meme culture across the army community every week. Make sure you don’t split your sides while reading the column!

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Rebel Penguin Federation vs. Help Force Battle Review

WHITE HOUSE, Battleground – The Rebel Penguin Federation and the Help Force faced off in an exhilarating practice battle on August 30th. The battle of the two giants saw both sides exercise their might with gargantuan sizes. Who took home the trophy? Continue reading